goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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