i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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