I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i dont even know how to be here
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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