When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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