69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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