he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I supernannyed him into submission
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Randomize
