Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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