Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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