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That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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