On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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