Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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