i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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