You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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