Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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