Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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