fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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