nut hugger
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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