OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
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