he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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