why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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