i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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