I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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