HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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