You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
