The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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