at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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