Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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