he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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