they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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