So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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