Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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