Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Ladies don't puke and tell
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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