Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I look excited, but its just a facade.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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