DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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