There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
This is the high leading the old right now
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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