I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
And then my night got REAL pukey
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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