Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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