Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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