normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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