How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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