You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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