Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
My vagina is very pro this idea
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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