The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I have feelings that need drinking.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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