"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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