Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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