Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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