Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Randomize
