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He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
My boob is missing a layer of skin
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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