none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
It's Friday. Sex?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I FOUND THE LEGS
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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