So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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