Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
no, he came in my armpit
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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