Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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