i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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