Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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